i bought flavored lube today. it was really easy. easier than i had thought. i just went up and bought it and no one asked me for ID (idk why i was thinking i was going to get asked) and the lady is looking at me with this creepy grin and the guy behind me gives me this significant look AS IF HE KNEW EVERYTHING ABOUT ME. AND LIKE. WTF.
AND WHERE IS HARMONY? SHE IS OFF LOOKING AT RANDOM STUFF.

neway. giving this to a gay friend as a joke gift or whatever. fun fun.


i'm watching the inkiyago prerecording of Hate You and. i really love boys. a lot. i just. ♥

title: Roommates
rating: NC-17
pairing: JaeMin


for mrsedjack . SUPER SUPER BELATED BIRTHDAY GIFT. sigh. i love you wifey~

 

( “Well, at least he’s a hot gay-pedophile-rapist.”  )

title: love me (when it makes no sense at all)
rating: pg
pairing: Jinki (Onew) / Minho

for skystreaked . tessie! i wub you. sorry if it got sloppy at some point ;__;

HARMONY IS HERE. woot.
it's awesome.


I GOT MY HARDDRIVE.
finally.
1 tera and im so ecstatic.
i'm syncing all my shit onto it right now. f;djj;as. so so very excited.
i've named it khun. dies.


UHM. JENNY. WHERE ARE YOU?
please to be calling me kay?
tessie. your fic, i'm finishing it tonight (or going to try to).
ilu ♥

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title: All I Want Is You
pairing: JongHo
rating: g
word count: 150


drabble response to prompt "there he goes" @ shineeworld 

( It's just hyung being silly. Again. )

 

 

 

pssss i had this dream and jaebum was in it. dream under cut.
( A SHIRTLESS HUG )

title: The Real Reason Why Juliet Was Postponed (or, the time Jinki woke up as a girl)
rating: pg-13 ish
warning: genderswitch
pairing: Kibum / Jinki

CRACK?! i found this on my pc last night. after reading over it i decided i'd finish it and post ^^ first time writing genderswitch. oh and, long ass title is long ;P

 

( “Kibum umma…you like girls?” )

Title: Happy Birthday Khun
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jaebum / Nichkhun

I can't believe I actually wrote 8 pages of smut fic for Khun's birthday. Bias much? Btw, it's still the 24th where I am, so this is SO not belated.

( “WHY THE FUCK AM I NAKED.” )

title: stardust
pairing: jaemin
rating: pg

formrsedjack . i flipping love you, wifey. uhm, i guess this is a part of your birthday present. i really like the plot idea but then it kinda died half way through. so i'll post this a little early. (your actual bday fic will be longer, promise ♥) oh, and jenny~ lapslock just for you♥

 

( changmin was born blind. )

OMG. i had this dream last night IT WAS THE BEST DREAM I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE. i was at THEIR HOUSE. and first it was just yunho, junsu, and yoochun. and we were sitting on the floor just hanging out and junsu was like, do you know timeless? and i'm like OFCOURSEIDO, so we started singing it together. and then we hung out a little more.
and then jaejoong appeared and then it was just us and he was like.. teasing me. like i told him YOU'RE MY FAVORITE AND I FREAKING LOVE YOUR GUTS TO DEATH. so he took that to his advantage and was just a total tease. we became like SUPPER BEST BEST FRIENDS. which is fine with me because i love him beyond romance and just fldkj;lskjfas.
we went to this lile... home movie theatre thing. we were eating something... idk. he told me the way i hold my chopsticks was cute. and i was like... gtfo. but omg we were such great friends IM JUST SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW. i feel like a five year old.

i never got to see changmin. sadface.

new layout?
song: She by Parachute.
i freaking love them. i dled the last album like yesterday and it's awesome.
that's it. wifey i love you.
minho where are you?

i've been watching as much of the Travel channel as i can possibly stand since i saw this yesterday. i have yet to see it but i still have two months of US tv... i'm hopeful.
there's just something about seeing it on TV that just is ;LFKDJAFLKJALJDSLKJFDASJ. idk, i'm weird, gtfo.

I HOPE THEY PLAY IT SOON. AND MORE THAN ONCE. SO THAT I CAN SCREAM EVERY.SINGLE.FUCKING.TIME. becuase i will. i swear i will.

MINHO.JENNY.LITTLEGIRL WHERE ARE YOU. aiiish. your key misses you ;__; come back to me.

well since i'm here...

the pregnant cat that was under my house is MALE and very NOT pregnant and just really FAT and LOST his name is OSCAR and we took him home.
i went shopping today and spent WAY too much money. my feet hurt.
my brother got left 4 dead, an xbox game that scares the shit out of me because things just FLY at you its just not cool. fucking zombies.
miwa_harmony  is coming up. uhm... very soon. im excited.
i have a job but im not working. wtf. a day care.. like im just extra help and apparently (despite it being summer) they need no extra help so im screwed.
thanks to yuxo i've spent the last hour or so reading about nonreligion. i think i've learned more on it than i did sitting in philosophy class for a year.
i wrote jaemin and i hate it. so much... maybe ill post it later tonight... after i try to make it a little less hate-worthy or something.